iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

I’M GOING TO A RAVE TONIGHT AND IM FUCKING PUMPED

vinegod:

being roommates with Lorde by Carly Incontro

Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

september-eighteen:

This gives me life

september-eighteen:

This gives me life

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

lasagnababy:

when you’re the only well behaved kid in the whole class

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quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey