consciouslyhere:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

lions nut in under 10 seconds so next time a bitch complain about 15 minutes im deadass havin her ass watch the discovery channel 

even the king of the jungle know time is money and ball is life

I’m done

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Interesting facts about myself:
(1) My penis is not as long as a foot long sub
(2) I’m banned from Subway.

buy-sexuality:

ruinedxfate:

zenaxaria:

whiteknightblackknight:

zenaxaria:

people who use the term “femnazi”………..yikes.

Feminazi is fitting for a belligerent little girl like you. I can see why you don’t like the kitchen now. You ca’t stand the heat.

You’re embarrassing, reevaluate your life.

"18+ Kiddos!  Chivalrous guy with a Naughty side." bye

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unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

emiliaclarkss:

Bonfire - Childish Gambino.

you hate me but you will respect.

jodyrobots:

3lixar:



my love

jodyrobots:

3lixar:

my love

goddesscru:

lightspeedsound:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

omfg 

Did someone tell some serious truth?!

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bagelthins:

lilxanax:

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

bagelthins:

lilxanax:

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

Anonymous said: awh look at the fucking pissbaby <3

Ya know I’ve never heard that one before, good job!

dialupmodem:

anxiety in one screenshot

dialupmodem:

anxiety in one screenshot

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude